Jordan better go home this week…
Yay the girls!!! Some of my favs too like Caroline, Seine, and Tia! I’m a little nervous about this Colton thing though.
So awkward that she forgot Jason’s name… but like… same.
I think this date is so weird. Everyone massaging each other and rubbing each other’s feet is weird.
I don’t love Jason. My feelings could change but right now I just can’t get past his hair.
4,000 TINDER MATCHES? That’s disgusting.
It’s also so hard to take these guys seriously with their painted nails.
I don’t like when people rat on other people but I’m not mad at David saying something about Jordan. And Becca high-fiving Jordan? Priceless.
Is professionality even a word????? Professionalism***
Chris got the one-on-one? Interesting. Idk how I feel about him yet.
I like Colton. It’s sketch about the Tia thing but let’s move on people.
Aw, I love that she went to get the rose!!
This is not the kind of date I would want to be on. It’s their first one-on-one and he has to write a love song? No thanks.
It is way too soon to be expressing feelings through love songs.
Chris is kinda cute though.
Omg wait that was the cutest thing ever… MIC DROP.
ARE YOU JOKING MY EPISODE WAS JUST INTERRUPTED BY TRUMP IN SINGAPORE. THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE.
Oh wait jk we back.
Obviously, Chris got a rose.
Wait, wtf who is on the stretcher?
DAVID?
I hope he comes back!
Intensive care?????????
He fell out of bed? What? That’s insane. And scary.
Yay he’s coming back!
Ugh Garrett is hot.
Leo’s hair is phenomenal. Looking like Troy Polamalu in that helmet.
It’s so unattractive that Lincoln doesn’t understand football.
Oooo Christon, I see you 😉
Oh no, Clay!
Ugh I love antique shops.
My friend said she thinks Becca is boring so I’m trying to figure out if I agree or not. Rachel definitely was a little more outgoing.
Clay is back! And she just gave him the rose! I wanted Garrett to get it but Clay is fine.
WAIT WTF MY EP GOT CUT SHORT BECAUSE OF TRUMP. HE RUINS EVERYTHING.
OMG AND I CANNOT FAST FORWARD ON DEMAND. WHAT THE HECK. I’M NOT REWATCHING THIS WHOLE EP.
GOOGLING TIME.
Oh no I just read that Clay leaves because he needs surgery and since he is in the NFL, it’s urgent and necessary. Bye Clay 😦
Wait so they didn’t have the cocktail party or rose ceremony?! Phew!!
Sarcastically Callie 