Real Housewives Real Talk: Week of 3.4.19

IT’S A GOOD WEEK WHEN I HAVE FOUR R.H. SHOWS TO TALK ABOUT!

Vanderpump Rules

Was James born in the US? Or the UK? Did he have to learn how to drive on the opposite side of the road?

Shocking they’re back together.

Adding The Row to my list.

I think LVP is accepting of Stassi more than Kristen because Stassi has actually changed. Kristen is still the same as she’s always been.

Stassi and Ariana are the same person.

Ariana seems super set on not having kids.

But I know they’ve bought a 2 million dollar home. That’s gotta be more than one bedroom…

LALA IS WILD.

I can’t wait to meet Beau’s mom.

Remember when Ariana and Kristen couldn’t even speak to each other?

Yassss Katie. Tell her.

Omg I already love his mom and all they’ve done is hug.

She’s crying and I love Beau.

Omg they’re having a moment.

Stassi and her Aperol spritzes… so European. I had one in Europe because they were on every menu. I wasn’t a fan.

OMG HIM LISTENING TO THE RECORDING. I’M DONE. I’M DONE.

Haha Jax applying the lip gloss.

Jax mind ya business.

10 years?!?! They’re already like 30.

Aw that was very nice of Tom. That was a good way to put it.

Kristen messed up. She involved too many people and is making her friends look crazy.

Schwartz is the best.

Kristen is saging.

Stassi > Kristen

I think Carter has the potential to be a great guy.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Omg spinning for your drink – I love it!!

Erika’s golfing attire… so extra. So Erika.

I miss Yolanda.

Erika is good at everything.

Camille is right. And plot twist about the first dog…

Totally shady not telling LVP.

Totally shady of LVP to only tell bits and pieces.

Funny that Erika and Rinna both believe LVP orchestraed the whole thing.

Ooooo LVP told her people to tell Teddi.

Kyle’s skin is flawless.

I love Kyle’s necklace combo especially the evil eye one.

Teddi never should’ve known.

LVP’s ring is so big that it looks fake and tacky.

I know Rinna doesn’t like LVP but Dorit isn’t perfect either.

I WANT A FLAMINGO OMG.

Teddi is HOT.

Obvi LVP isn’t gonna admit that she told her staff to tell Teddi.

I freakin love Teddi.

Well Teddi shouldn’t have expected an apology.

I wish I could do my hair like Dorit’s – half up half down but wav.

AHHHH DORIT SAYING THAT SHE BELIEVES TEDDI IN FRONT OF LVP IS SAVAGE.

Denise is probably wondering what she got herself into.

Typical LVP getting up from the table.

Rinna this isn’t about you.

Okay Rinna you’re forgiven – I forgot about that situation.

Rinna don’t tell Kyle what to do.

Saying “this is who she is” doesn’t make it okay.

Omg they went out after dinner. AMAZING.

HAHA SAME DENISE – I probably wouldn’t have put a bra on.

I’m confused why Kyle and LVP had an early flight.

Teddi’s style has stepped up so maybe next season Denise will have a new wardrobe next season.

A white t-shirt is LVP’s go-to.

WAIT A SECOND.

I feel like I’m watching OC with Brooks’ medical records.

Idk who to believe. I really don’t think Teddi would lie.

Real Housewives of New Jersey

Maybe it’s my Italian in me that makes me closed off.

Melissa is so frustrated during this reunion and I don’t blame her.

Idk… if I was Teresa, I’d say BYE. Let Joe go to Italy. He’s already ruined your life.

I think this is the most married cast. Everyone but Dolores.

Joe B. is so funny.

Ahh Bill hates that Jennifer brags about the house.

Honestly, I’d rather have Siggy back than have Jennifer here.

Bill is funny!

FRANK YES.

JOE B. SAVAGE.

Freakin Joe Gorga. So extra.

I just really love Jackie and Evan.

MARTY.

YES WE’RE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT IT.

The marriage only lasted two months. Shocking.

I wondering if Marty is thinking “damn, the men were right.”

Hmm she owned it that her behavior was crazy.

I think the men went a little far but it was typical men behavior.

“A wedding is great ratings.”

HAHAH DOLORES. YES.

So it seems like Melissa is no longer team Danielle.

I don’t remember Kim G.

Ew Marty is gross.

I’m not even mad about the pool thing.

I don’t think Margaret is a mean girl. At least not this season.

Omg Teresa is WHACK.

Wait, Danielle’s real name is Beverly?

So Teresa wasn’t thinking right when Jennifer threw the glass. Yet if that was ever Melissa’s excuse, Teresa would flip.

The no husband thing is not fair.

How is pushing someone in a pool emasculating?

I cannot believe Teresa is still drinking the kool-aid.

How polite of the other girls to call Jennifer’s bracelet to Teresa thoughtful. Instead of bashing her about where she bought it.

HAHAH during the surprise when Andy says “Is it Caroline?” AMAZING.

Aw I love that they’re ending on this note.

Real Housewives of New York City

I’m not looking forward to hearing about the Dennis stuff with Bethenny šŸ˜¦

Dorinda looks good!

Oh my god wait Carole isn’t on this season…

Ugh I’m so sad about Dennis.

Omg poor Bryn šŸ˜¦

It’s so crazy to see Bethenny like this.

Aw Sonja’s new apartment is so cute and much more modern.

Sonja looks so good wtf.

Ew Ramona that was a terrible way to say you feel badly for Bethenny and to share your condolences. “She relied on him in a lot of ways.” Rude.

I love Barbara’s shirt.

Okay so the curls used to bother me on Tinsley but now it’s the bangs.

How can Ramona not know how to swim. She’s like 60!

Omg Ramona killlls me. Flirt Queen.

WAIT TINSLEY HASN’T DRIVEN IN FIVE YEARS AND HOW SHE’S GOING TO DRIVE TO THE HAMPTONS?!

I love Bethenny.

Wait so are the other women not going to see Lu and Bethenny?

Wait is Barbara a new cast member?!

Dorinda’s Adidas oufit is so cute.

THIS SEASON LOOKS WILD!

2 thoughts on “Real Housewives Real Talk: Week of 3.4.19

    1. Ugh Teresa was so awful during the reunion. I cannot believe she is still so close with Danielle even after everything. And me too. I love Bethenny and I can relate to her being so tough all the time so it’s so sad to see this all unfold

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