Real Housewives Real Talk: Week of 3.31.19

Vanderpump Rules

This better be the only Schwartz/Katie fight of the trip.

I wonder why Sur is called Sur.

Why didn’t Carter come to Mexico?

Beau’s first trip ayyyyyy.

I just love Brittany.

LALA HAS A JUUL.

Ariana is always the peacemaker.

I’m kinda surprised Lala is reacting the way she is.

It’s so awesome that Ariana let Lala know she is an outlet for when she gets angry. Ariana rocks.

Wait why is Stassi freaking out! Skinny dipping was her idea!

If Beau wants to stay out, let him!!!

HAHAH DYING AT KRISTEN RIGHT NOW. Why can’t she walk!!

Hahah the boys vs girls right now. Amazing. I wish I was in this friend group.

Omg I love Stassi’s glasses.

Sandoval is such a weirdo sometimes.

This looks like so much fun. I wanna do this!

It’s nice seeing Jax and Stassi be friends.

Did Jax grow up? Woah.

So they all suck baby bottles now? Not just Lala? Huh…

Scheana is being pretty normal and I love it.

This club is insane. It’s a zoo 😉

“Himpathy.”

Okay I just jinxed normal Scheana. “I’m not gonna send you pictures if you aren’t going to tell me I’m hot.”

What is up with Stassi!

“I’m ham sandwiched right now” is the new “hammered.”

IS BEAU CRYING?

THIS IS SAD.

Ahhh but on vacation he should be allowed to party as long as he wants!

“You are my future.” I’M DONE. BEAU IS PERFECT.

Shwartz is wearing a dress.

This is too emotional for me…

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S9, E8)

I really like Denise and her new husband. They just seem genuine!

I wonder if LVP was really behind the Radar article.

The hype over this ep is INSANE so I cannot wait to get to the juicy stuff.

I can’t believe Vanderpump Dogs even showed up.

Does LVP work out? I don’t think so.

It’s must be exhausting to be LVP and be so manipulating.

Hahah Rinna with her wipes.

Omg they all did so well!!

Wtf how do they all look so chic after sweating!

OMG HOW SKETCH TO INVITE KYLE TO THE DOG EVENT.

I wonder if John Blizzard feels guilty for not going to Teddi’s event.

It’s nice to see that LVP has a heart.

I feel bad for Kyle. I wouldn’t want to be her.

Normally Erika plays the devil’s advocate but for her to say straight up that she really thinks it was LVP who leaked the article is crazy. That says a lot.

There is no reason this story should’ve even gotten out when only ten people knew to begin with.

LVP should have reached out to Dorit by now.

Lisa VanderTRUMP.

Wow I would not wanna be Kyle right now. But I love her hat.

OMG LISA SMILING. SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S COMING.

I love Kyle’s shoes too.

“All I know is that I went to talk to TMZ that day.” SHADY. OF COURSE YOU DID.

EW KEN SHUT UP.

LVP thought she could get away with it because she thought Kyle would always have her back.

Kyle has ALWAYS had her back.

NO ONE IS GANGING UP ON LISA.

If Kyle didn’t care, she wouldn’t have gone to Villa Loco.

There is no going back from this.

Real Housewives of New York City (S11, E5)

What is up with Tinsley’s side swept bangs?

Is this jaw thing real? Can stress really cause this? Or is it just an excuse?

I think a grief counselor is a good idea.

That’s insane that Bethenny wanted to get off the ride before he died. I cannot imagine the guilt she feels.

Aw that was a sweet session.

Omg I love Dorinda’s dress.

Ramona is so rude and oblivious and in her own world all the time.

HAHAAH THAT FLASHBACK OF RAMONA ON THE RUNWAY. I AM DONE.

It blows my mind that Ramona even has friends.

I wonder if Lu will be sober forever.

Wait Tinsley has a brand?

Just move to Chicago…

I don’t think Scott wants to be with her.

None of the ladies are married. Therefore none of them are housewives.

MELINDA AND DORINDA? YOU’RE JOKING. Do they have a third sister named LUCINDA?

Dorinda is the best decorator.

BE GRATEFUL YOU ARE SLEEPING FOR FREE. WHO CARES WHAT ROOM.

Wow they’re so annoying!

It is a beautiful manor… everyone needs to chill.

Oh Lu get over yourself. You hated her five seconds ago, why would you get the “good” room?

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