Real Housewives Real Talk: Week of 4.7.19

Vanderpump Rules

I love that everyone loves Lala now and Lala loves everyone.

Stassi better freakin apologize.

I am cheering for Beau and Stassi so hard. Fav reality TV couple.

So Adam isn’t into Scheana?

It’s hard for me to understand anxiety because I cannot relate. Especially not on Lala’s level.

Yes this “attack” feels very dramatic and attention-seeking.

Sandoval’s outfit is wild.

I don’t understand Scheana’a argument about Lala being selfish.

HAHAHAH SCHWARTZ. My man.

This violinist hahahah omg Schwartz is one of a kind. I love him.

I want a hammock.

I like that Ariana and Kristen are friends.

Puppy shower? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Catering????

Schwartz has a hot New York accent.

Why are you shocked Brittany doesn’t want to come to your puppy party, Raquel??

Ew Billie.

Billie is always playing the victim. Everyone has been through hard times. Stop throwing it in people’s faces that you life is hard.

Scheanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa don’t tell Billie.

Stop yelling Billie.

Billie has got to go.

Idk why Billie thinks she would be invited anyway.

Leave Brittany alone. SHE’S THE SWEETEST GIRL IN THIS FRIEND GROUP.

OMG THE PUPPY SHOWER FLYER IS TERRIBLE.

The puppy shower just seems like a really sad attempt to get everyone to like them.

Aw Sandoval is done at Sur 😦 The end of an era.

Schwartzy grow up and get her the money.

Omg Raquel and James are so desperate.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

“That’s not friendship. That’s bullshit.” Erika knows what’s up.

I doubt LVP will come back next season.

I loveeeeeeeee Kyle’s hair short.

When the only thing LVP has on Kyle about being a bad friend is when Kyle didn’t remember her grandmother’s name… LAME.

It is gross how Ken spoke to Kyle.

Erika is so graceful.

This yoga is not for me.

I don’t understand the point of home cameras but that’s just me. Trust your kids. If they want to sneak out, they’ll find a way.

Denise looks better without makeup. She’s had some work done. I never realized she’s so chill though.

Aw Jagger’s speech has gotten so much better.

HA interesting that LVP only reached out to Denise. Denise didn’t even know her freakin birthday.

I didn’t know Rinna lost her sister from a drug overdose. That’s heartbreaking.

Dorit is a barbie doll.

It’s a little weird that Camille is inviting Dorit after saying all of that about her.

LVP only inviting Denise to her birthday says a lot… Poor Denise though because she doesn’t know anyone.

“It’s devastated me.” Oh shush LVP.

“I don’t want to drag you in.” HAHHA THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH DENISE.

Schwartz I love you.

All the women are wearing black.

Drunk Camille is wild.

Where did Rinna go? Did I miss that?

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Lu is for real going to get a hotel room? That’s so rude.

Oh now she’s gonna stay at the house because Tinsley switched rooms? So petty. So disrespectful.

Soooooo rude. So so so so rude.

I think I need to start doing yoga.

I wonder why we never see Sonja’s daughter.

But like she’s not a Morgan because she’s divorced soooo.

Sonja is LOSING IT.

Aw Dorinda how sweet. I’m so glad she said something.

Lu could’ve also apologized. But of course she didn’t.

Ramona is so nosey.

Confused why Barbara was invited. Is she a cast member or not?

I don’t understand the problem with the fish room.

Wait is it not October? I thought it was Halloween and that’s why everything is decorated but they’re swimming and walking around in summer clothes?

I like that Bethenny grew her hair out.

Okay so it is Halloween…

It’s sad that they all treat Tinsley like the runt.

It’s gross that Lu talked badly about Bethenny.

So Barb is a diva.

Ramona loves herself.

Sonja is so drunk.

Being that hairy and being a naked chef is interesting.

It was very nice of Dorinda to bring everyone to the Morgan house.

Omg why is she crying!!!!!!!

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