Bach Chats 7/9/18

I’m way delayed since I don’t have easy access to a TV.

Becca annoys me more and more each week.

Damn, only three one-on-ones?!

Wills mustache is gross.

Conchs are awkward. Her jokes about conchs are awkward.

Her conch jokes are extra awkward considering he’s a virgin.

Colton is hot though.

Is her bathing suit supposed to be like that?

OMG HE’S ADMITTING THIS AND SHE LOOKS PISSED AND ALL SHE SAID IS “REALLY?” WITH THAT SOUR FACE WOW.

Respect. His. Honesty.

Omg wtf is up with her reaction?!?!?!?!?! It’s a big deal but she’s not being very nice.

She’s so dramatic.

That would’ve been awful if she didn’t give him a rose just because he’s a virgin.

I’m not surprised Garrett got the next one-on-one.

Blake needs to calm down.

I think Garrett wins.

Shhhh Blake. I get that he’s freaking out because he feels a strong connection with her but chill.

And of course he gets the date card. How convenient.

So that means Leo, Jason, and Wills get a three-on-one… and two go home?

I forgot Garrett was married. His poor ex-wife is getting blasted on TV.

Yup, I think he wins.

This dancing with Blake is not a date compared to her other adventures.

“She cares about more guys than just me.” DUH BLAKE. YOU’RE ON A DATING SHOW.

I’m surprised Leo has made it this far. They have never had a connection.

WOAH. Blake’s mom cheated on his dad with his basketball coach/history teacher? That’s so awkward ahhh. That’s devastating.

Leo has such great hair.

A three-on-one is so awkward.

Wills wins the style award for the season.

I say this every week but I cannot stand Jason’s hair!!!!!! Buzz it.

Aw poor Leo. Paradise here he comes!

Over this date. She’s obviously going to keep Jason.

GET ON WITH IT, BECCA.

Aw, poor Wills 😦 CYA IN PARADISE.

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