Real Housewives Real Talk: Week of 2/3/19

Vanderpump Rules

Ariana is so chill.

James is such a loser.

Raquel always sounds like her voice is trembling.

Wait, Raquel just convinced James not to apologize to someone? And somehow made it all about her even though he was trying to do the kinda right thing?

WAIT NOW RACQUEL IS GOING TO GO GIRLS’ NIGHT? OMG WOW HYPOCRITE.

Schwartz always looks so tired.

James is saying he’s not freaking out as he freaks out.

I think it definitely hurts Scheana that she’s excluded.

All she has to do is have to try less.

Schwartz likes everyone so of course he feels bad for James. He’s just a decent human being.

Schwartz also always looks nervous.

White is Stassi’s color.

Jax is already wearing a wedding band. Interesting.

It’s sad that Jax’s mom has been so distant.

Kristen should’ve be invited anywhere with the way she stirs the pot.

Lisa doesn’t age.

I want a Beau.

Katie’s hair is so long. Extensions?

I’ll never understand how Carter puts up with Kristen. He seems really cool.

Wait, James is DJ-ing? That’s wild.

HAHAHA HE’S SITTING ON TOILET PAPER.

Ugh disappointed in Tom and Tom’s suite choice.

If I ever make it to West Hollywood, catch me at Tom Tom. And Sur. And Pump.

It look so good.

“You’ve been lying” – Lisa calling out Jax on admitting he’s 39 HAHA

IS LISA DRUNK? AMAZING.

James’ cubby hole is hilarious.

Real Housewives of New Jersey

I cannot believe Teresa thinks Margaret is the toxic one?

YOU DON’T THROW GLASS.

Jennifer drinks out of the same cool aid glass as Danielle.

Jennifer is the opposite of a fun drunk.

Danielle deserved the red wine throw at her.

It was nice of Margaret to take back what she said about Jennifer’s husband.

Maybe Teresa is drinking the cool aid too.

I mean I know I couldn’t stand Margaret last season but she’s really grown on me. And anyone looks like an angel next to Danielle.

Jennifer’s husband said she’s wrong. Glad he’s sane.

This episode is making me miss nice weather.

I love Frank and Dolores’ dynamic.

Teresa needs a haircut.

Hopefully Teresa is taking Margaret’s words seriously.

Maybe next season Teresa will realize Danielle is toxic.

Aw it’s awesome that Jackie called her sister!

This fashion show setting is incredible.

Joe and Joe’s friendship is the cutest.

It’s big of Jennifer to apologize.

You can see Jennifer shaking in her boots at the thought of talking to Melissa.

Ugh Melissa is the best.

DAMN THE HOST IS HOT.

Jennifer, Danielle only had your back in Cabo because you were fighting with Margaret.

Wait, next week is the finale?!?! Nooooo I’m not ready.